Have you ever wondered why there are so many vegetables in the game but that none of them has any use? Well, here is the use. Contains 10-15 spells relating to vegetables, plus combustible lemons.

All of the normal spells can be found on the Dunmer merchant Aren Telvayn in the Cheydinhal Mages Guild. (You do not need to be a guild member to use the spells). These spells are:

Potato Time Bomb: Self explanatory, spawns a potato that explodes after 10 seconds.
Potato Bombardment: Exploding potatoes rain down from the sky. Hurts.
Potato Annihilation: See above, but with more potatoes and more destruction.
Aubergine Downpour: Makes aubergines fall from the sky. Cosmetic only.
Pineapple Hail: Makes pineapples fall from the sky. Cosmetic only.
Vegetable Shower: Makes mixed vegetables fall from the sky. Cosmetic only.
Vegetable Torrent: Same as Vegetable Shower, but with more vegetables.
Dagger Reform Act: Changes the target's equipped one-handed weapons to carrots.*
Cucumber Weaponry: Changes the target's equipped two-handed weapons to cucumbers.*

*These spells only affect normal weapons (no effect on enchanted, Fine, Rusty, katanas, etc. with the exceptions being that it affects Fine Steel and Fine Iron Longswords)

Lemon Spells: These can only be accessed by going through a Portal-themed Test Chamber accessed using a portal in the Cheydinhal mages guild basement. This mod includes the Staff of Portals resource by TalkieToaster and the staff is required to go through the test chamber. (It's the Wabbajack-like thing on the table left of the portal in the MG basement).

The lemon spells are:
Summon Lemon: This makes a combustible lemon appear in front of you. It explodes when activated and also (if you get your aim EXACTLY right, it's hard) when hit with a Fire Damage spell.
Detonate All Lemons: Detonates any lemons summoned using Summon Lemon, but has no effect on those made with Combustible Lemons.
Combustible Lemons: Make combustible lemons fall from the sky and BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!

REQUIRES Trademark's Portals and Gates (although the esm can be left alone).
http://oblivion.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=27592